Categorized | Zombie Watch

How to dress your Jeep for Halloween

Posted on 26 October 2011 by Joshua

1. Drive car over crowd of Zombie M*@&^# F@#(#

No really..

Check this out! Talk about going all out..

1. Copious amounts of blood makeup! Get the really red stuff.. that dries slick looking..

2. Some lightly cooked animal fats.. (these will only get better with age)

3. Rubber Body Parts..  A head.. some arms.. maybe a even a torso..

Step 1..

Tie the Body Parts to your car.. in this case.. a jeep.. Use clear zip ties.. so when you are running from the cops the first few times.. they dont fall off..

Step 2…  Splatter the moist animal fats on your car.. boiled chicken skin would work great for this..   If you do it a few weeks ahead of time you may even get a stench and some maggots. (Living special effects are the best special effects.)

Step 3..  Fill some large balloons with your fake blood. Hand them from a tree branch.. Hit them with the front of your car.. going 20-40 mph if you can..

(alternatively you can spray the hell out of it if you cant drive into balloons filled with fake blood..

Step 4.. Show up at the Halloween party screaming about how the Zombie Apocalypse is REALLY happening!!

(for added effect bring your air soft m-16 with you or a axe.. tell everyone to close up the house!

PS I love Reddit.. Thanks Jim for sharing the pic..

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